What people do in the shower:

Most people take a shower the same way they drive to work in the morning: on autopilot. Taking a shower is one of those necessary things you have to do — but it’s so easy there really isn’t any brain-power involved, right?

Maybe not.

See, high-end faucet maker Grohe has apparently done a study on human behavior, and the results of their findings are kind of interesting.

The shower, as it turns out, isn’t so simple at all. There’s a whole host of things going on in there no one would have thought of. For instance, 43% of all Americans shave while they’re in the shower (including me)… 20% of us actually clean our showers while we’re in there (definitely NOT me)… 17% of us are brushing their teeth while we’re showering (I do teeth before showering)… and almost 22% of us are doing the wild thing while in the shower. (no comment)

As to this last statistic, here’s something else that I simply couldn’t interpret: 26% of all men are doing the vertical bop while they are showering, but only 18% of women are. If you can interpret what this means, or… if you care to let my readers know what you’re doing in the shower, besides (or in addition to) showering, post it in the comments below.

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4 responses to “What people do in the shower:”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    My guess about the 18% of women and 26% of men doing the vertical bop is 2 parts.
    1. Homosexual men means 2 men and no women
    2. There are more women in the world (I believe) than men so it would be a higher percentage.

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    You are assuming that there are an equal number of men and women.

  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me what a “vertical bop” is – I honestly have no idea…unless that means someone is dancing, jumping up and down.

  4. Craig Garber Avatar
    Craig Garber

    Well… the “horizontal bop” is having sex laying “horizontal.” The term was popularized by Bob Seeger in his 1993 album, Against The Wind.

    Since, presumably, it’s hard to lie down in the shower, you’d be doing the “vertical” bop in there instead.

    I’d imagine…

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