It's easy to predict the future. Here's how:

Last week I posted an article called “Top 10 Industries Seeking A Bailout In 2009,” which you can find here on my blog if you didn’t get to read it.

One of the items, number 8, was this:

8. Porn Stars.

Apparently, people are so depressed over their financial crisis… oops, wait a minute. Let’s start over and call a spade a spade here.

Apparently, men are so depressed over their financial position, they’ve stopped watching porn. What are all these adult actors and actresses going to do?

I mean, think about all the years of training and the time they’ve put in to boning their craft — oh, sorry, I meant “honing” their craft. It just doesn’t seem fair?

Plus, with all these people out of work, it is now feared that “trickle down” economics says that plastic surgeons in California, are going to be feeling the effects of this one, right away! Not to mention, over 69% of all internet sites are selling this stuff – can America possibly afford the destruction of 69% of the internet?

I shudder to think what would happen here, so support the porn star bailout, immediately.

*** Flash forward to today:

Oddly enough, I’m thinking I can give Miss Cleo a run for her money. Because yesterday, someone sent me this article from CNN.

Read it and then tell me who’s the crazy person.

Have a great weekend.

Now go sell something, Craig Garber

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