Prediction: Twitter Dies In 2009

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Unconventional Author And Marketing Guru Predicts The Death Of Twitter In 2009

Author, copywriter, and direct-response marketing consultant Craig Garber, from kingofcopy.com, doesn’t claim to be a new media expert – but he is an expert at selling, and at pushing prospects’ emotional buy-buttons. And in a controversial move, Garber is predicting the death of the outrageously popular microblogging service, Twitter, in 2009.

According to Garber, here’s why Twitter is a waste of any serious marketer’s time:

  • Content – “If ‘content is king,’ as even entry-level marketers know, then Twitter’s limit of 140 characters doesn’t even get you started. It’s not possible to present an emotionally compelling story in just one or two sentences,” Garber notes.
  • Rapport – Twitter doesn’t facilitate the bonding that’s needed to stand out among all the buying options in today’s marketplace. “Rapport comes from getting to know someone on a more intimate level than ‘Who likes chicken?’ or ‘I am the Lord of cats,’ and all the other inane comments that make up the lion’s share of communication on Twitter,” Garber argues.
  • Trust – Effective marketing happens when rapport develops into relationships. “With skepticism at an all-time high, it’s critical to focus on credibility and believability,” says Garber. “This requires sharing meaningful information and having dialogue over time. The trivialities shared on Twitter do not build into anything else.”

Garber, who values time as his most precious commodity, says, “Twitter’s just an online water cooler for people who have too much time on their hands. It is NOT a viable marketing tool. And while some marketers claim they’re getting excellent results from Twitter, remember, you measure results in dollars, not in ‘followers.’ In fact, using Twitter makes you look broke and needy – as if you have nothing better to do with your time. Truly successful people are way too busy making money to go on Twitter and try to get attention by screaming louder than the next guy.”

“I’ve never been afraid to buck trends, because being unconventional is what makes you money,” adds Garber, whose forthcoming book “Small List, Big Profits” reveals the 21 proven direct-marketing strategies he used to make over $578,000 from a small email list of less than 5,000 people. “It’s time someone spoke up and proclaimed that Emperor Twitter is wearing no clothes.”

To receive a free copy of a 54-minute audio interview with Craig
called “How to Be the Bright Ray of Sunshine Your Prospects are Desperately Searching For,” which explains how to form genuine relationships with prospective customers by solving their problems, simply go to kingofcopy.com/notwitter

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If you want to download a pdf of this release, simply go here.

Look, I have nothing against Twitter, and the guys who created it are very sharp and perhaps on to something really huge.

But listening to the endless chatter of “Crunchy or creamy?” “Chocolate or vanilla?” “What scent do I buy my wife?” “What’s my hubby’s favorite color golf ball?”

Come on!

Guess what?

No one gives a shit! Most of Twitter is full of noise. How ’bout a filter or something like that? Preferably a “dummy” filter, if possible. Or a “people who love to hear themselves think out loud” filter. THAT would be great, no?

And remember, just because someone needs therapy, that shouldn’t be everyone else’s cross to bear.

Right?

Talk to you later, Craig Garber

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7 responses to “Prediction: Twitter Dies In 2009”

  1. Carole Avatar
    Carole

    I’ve always wondered. It seemed like nonsense to me – but so many people claim this is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    Does anyone really consult a social site before making a buying decision? My friends certainly don’t. Heck, my daughter and her friends hardly sign in to MySpace anymore. I think Google is making a grave mistake.

    Now, if we could only predict the next hottest thing…

  2. ScLoHo (Scott Howard) Avatar
    ScLoHo (Scott Howard)

    Tuesday at noon Eastern time, I’m reposting your press release along with the other side of the argument from ClickZ.com. at Collective Wisdom (http://sclohonet.blogspot.com).
    I think the fate of twitter is all in the hands of those with the money. The users are there, but are the bucks?

  3. Superjohan Avatar
    Superjohan

    Not everything has to be viewed solely as a fucking marketing tool. Maybe people actually enjoy all that inane chatter you are so totally against? I know I do.

  4. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    OK Superjohan… why don’t you take your medication and then do something mellow, like reading a book or sipping some greeen tea?

  5. Tanya Avatar
    Tanya

    I thought that Twitter was going to be a good way to network with heaps of people, but I have to agree. Not really sure how you can really genuinely connect with people this way. Maybe I am missing something, but I have no idea what half of these people are saying (maybe it’s just because I am an Aussie – different lingo or something). And when there is some obvious “product flogging” going on, it is really tragic.

  6. Shel Horowitz, author, Principled Profit Avatar
    Shel Horowitz, author, Principled Profit

    Well, after less than half a year on Twitter, I’m finding it incredibly useful. And yes, it is leading to business. You have to be strategic not only in what you post, but in whom you follow. I don’t follow the people who fill their profiles with inane chatter!

    It does build relationships, it builds (for me) multiple monetization streams, it gives me a jump on answering time-sensitive media queries, it filters and reports news instantly…And yes, it can suck a lot of time following resource links etc., but so can Facebook, blogs, the web itself…

    Earlier this month, I happened to blog on why I love Twitter: http://principledprofit.com/good-business-blog/loving-twitter/2008/12/20/

  7. David Gonzalez Avatar
    David Gonzalez

    Funny thing about this post is that Twitter is how I found YOU Craig.

    And no, I’m not joking either.

    But my guess is that you wrote that post more for publicity and to stir conversation more than because you actually believe it. Or not.

    Either way, please get in touch with me, I have some potential clients for you.

    I’m at http://www.Twitter.com/davegonzalez

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